Be A Good One: I am not a human being

Snow, coffee, more food, dog hair, lil wayne; basically what has summed up the past two days. I'm in a funk today but I am really determined to write something. So, it just so happened that New Jersey, in particular New York metro area, even more particularly Hudson, Bergen and Essex Counties, AND yes even more specifically the town of Kearny, North Arlington, and Lyndhurst received a measely 30 inches of snow last night. For those of you who are geographically incompetent, I'm talking about here.

If you look closely enough you can probably see my house and if you look even closer you can probably find my cars that ar....oh wait no you can't. You cant find my cars because they are completely covered in that white frozan vapor. Allow me to begin my saying that last night I went to a Christmas dinner/party/shabang that was really nice. I even received a bottle of wine and some other alcohol-supporting trinkets from an unknown gift-giver (Danny). About ten of us gathered at our good friends house. Noreen was the host, an exceptional host at that, and there was a plethora of foods to choose from to nibbe on or gorge through. Atrichoke dip, vegetables, mac&cheese, some beany thing, steak, pepperoni rolls (yumBO!)

Although everything looked good, there was one item that really irked me. I do not know what it was, I did not dare to try it. (Take a look for yourself). Slightly resembles cheese topped by dog food and then topped by some regurgitated dog food. The snowman made a nice touch I guess. Ha in the picture on the right it says the word "drink" next to....it. How fitting, after eating any of that a drink would certainly be in order. Other than that, some unnecessary arguing caused by the "yakee" swap or whatever it was called, and my unsportsman like attitude whilst playing Taboo, I would give last night an 8 out of 10. That is the party, not what happened after.
Well, as you know NJ got pummled with snow last night so Nick and I left the dinner around nine because, well, we had to leave sometime. Before I go any further I need to say that I have a tendency to heavily elaborate when I tell/write/type (true) stories so I'm going to try a new strategy and not get so into it. I am going to explain this story in ten sentences, whether they be fragments or run on. Heree we goooooooo...

1. There is more than a foot of snow on the ground at this hour but less than two.
2. Leave the party, walk to the car, spend fifteen minutes trying to get the car out of the parking space.
3. Finally get out of spot and drive 3 mph to PJ's house in order to drop him home.
4. Leave PJ's house, nervously drive up the streeetz hoping no one is coming, go throuh a few red lights (but really what cop is going to pull us over) and this part of the drive was pleasant.
5. Turn down Magnolia Avenue and get stuck; Try to get un-stuck but fail; try to shew away some Mexicans.
6. 20 minutes later, still stuck.
7. I run home which in only a block away and get a shovel.
8. I run back, unshovel Nicks car, he becomes unstuck.
9. I walk home, Nick attempts to drive to his home, he gets stuck.